tythis asked: WHO DO YOU THINK THEY ANSWER TO?
tythis asked: I grow ever more powerful from your tears. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tythis asked: How bout now?
Yo also today I got the worlds smallest chicken nugget though I swear I wanna sue McDonalds why did I get this weak ass mcnugget Don’t toy with me mcdonalds
tythis asked: Hab I ruin'd ur 69'z?
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
ineedathneed: birdarangs: I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
slimeous: i wish i can make faces like the do in anime
laugh-addict: i hate when people are like “oh it’s no big deal i’m just doodling” and it’s like
ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too… It tastes like an...
3ridan: riddlersgammon: hyungstrider: if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can what if its a baby dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
dionthesocialist: Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
lameborghini: im mentally a cute gay boy but physically a boring teen white girl
zzingaro: snapchat makes being cute a lot easier, cause im always cute in 7 second intervals
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
arrestingmyselfinthetardis: sheepishwoes: what the fuck did i just stumble across whhhhhaaaaaaa
rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: Weelee! Weelee… Weelee….. WEELEE
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– N’tima (via arabarabarab)
shorturl: in 2020 it’s going to be 420 for a whole month
madturbating: THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT
90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist